MiSTER REX
SHORT STORY MISTER REX
Automatic traslation from the original story in Spanish. Not checked manually
An international group of brainy scholars of the Cretaceous have shown, practically without cracks, that about seventy million years ago, the impact of a gigantic meteorite wiped out the dinosaurs and many other flora and fauna. The catastrophe has been called: “first mass extinction”…
Although the truth is that only the dinosaurs and the Creator know for sure what the hell happened…
Let’s go a few million years ago and find out first hand…
Mr. Tyrannosaurus Rex. How do meteorites affect them?
The truth is that, if they don’t give you, they don’t fuck too much…
Thank you so much for your clarification…
To you for your interest… I comment you on the sidelines, that the worst thing is that with the demographic and size growth that we have experienced over the years, the worst thing is the shit that we accumulate when we poop and the smell that it gives off.
I pay attention to Mr. Rex’s last remark and take a deep breath…
The smell of shit is beastly and… you know, the methane it produces has a brutal greenhouse effect…
I return to my time with a certainty. The dinosaurs became extinct because they couldn’t deal with their own shit… Just like, just like what he’ll send us to fuck in the ass before a hundred years… Another monumental shit…
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